Unpolished Pen: I inexplicably yet very sincerely despise checking my voicemail. This morning I solved, well, not so much my actual problem as the evidence of it. If you need to leave me a message, please text. #firstworldproblems #voicemailphobia #ikindofthoughtthatwouldbeanestablishedhashtag #guessimjustweird #howboutthat #unpolishedpen I inexplicably yet very sincerely despise checking my voicemail. This morning I solved, well, not so much my actual problem as the evidence of it. If you need to leave me a message, please text. #firstworldproblems #voicemailphobia #ikindofthoughtthatwouldbeanestablishedhashtag #guessimjustweird #howboutthat